Michael Lohan Realizes He’s an Idiot.
One way to stay in your daughters life would be to not talk smack about her girlfriend, but Michael Lohan used to spend his days doing just that. Now, he’s changing his tune.
Michael told New York Magazine at a party this past week;“I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha, I’m a Christian,” he added. “I should not pass judgment on anyone.”
Unfortunately for Michael, Samantha Ronson doesn’t seem like the forgive and forget type.
Hopefully Lindsay is…
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Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Zaco | No Comments »Lindsay Would Be Happier If Her Dad Was Doin’ Time.
More drama-rama from the Lohans. Now that Lindsay Lohan has stepped out of the big bad closet her father has pulled out all the stops trashing her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
Well reportedly this has Lindsay shaking in her ugg boots, and now shes seeking out an order of protection.
Sources say “He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”
Apparently Lindsay’s lil’ sis, Ali and Momager, Dina both have restraining orders against Michael also, and say that nobody will speak with him until he gets some help.
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Posted in Legal Sh*t, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Zaco, celebrity feuds | No Comments »Michael Lohan is Back!
It was only a matter of time until Michael Lohan started preaching to the press about the official coming out of his daughter Lindsay and her relationship with Samantha Ronson.
Surprisingly, it took about a day but Michael has now sent his message to the media. He says;
“There is a lot more to Samantha then meets the eyes, not that what we see is too pleasing anyway! I mean, what’s with this … ‘person’??? Look at the way she ‘dresses’? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.
God will weed her out of Lindsay’s life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place where she belongs. Not doing independent films, guest starring on [a] TV show, being a guest judge on a reality TV show or making appearances at Samantha’s DJ gigs. Is this the Lindsay we all knew and loved before Samantha came into her life? No!!! When she got out of Cirque Lodge everything looked good until Samantha came on the ’scene.’”
“If Samantha or ‘anyone’ wants to blog me or has anything to say, let them, to my face. Otherwise, if they want to be the sneaky, lying, parasites they are, I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won’t stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay’s life.”
Michael is definitely the Wacko in this sitch, but any minute now, both Ronson and Lohan will be updating their own blogs and telling you that!
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Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Zaco | No Comments »Michael Lohan Is Talking Again…
Michael Lohan seemed to have quieted down for a while following all the drama he had with Lindsay and Samantha just a couple weeks ago, but now the drama-filled dad is yapping again.
Yesterday it was reported that Barack Obama pretty much just didn’t want Lindsay’s help at raising funds for his campaign, and while Linds has yet to say anything regarding the situation via her own blog, Michael has taken the time to stick up for his daughter by reaching out to a celebrity news source, saying;
“Everyone is entitled to an opinion and so is Obama and his staff. Then again, you know what they say about opinions.
“Unfortunately, for them, to make such a comment about my daughter was a big mistake… Look at Angelina Jolie and the wonderful things she has done in her life, and now watch how Lindsay does the same.”
Looks like B.O. may have lost himself one supporter here. How dare he refuse funds raised in the name of Lohan!
But honestly Michael… Angelina? Seriously?
In other Michael Lohan news, he’s still apparently trying to get that celebrity boxing match going to raise money for charity. K-fed must have said no or still hasn’t responded because reportedly Michael has turned his latest attention to boxing Perez Hilton.
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Posted in Election 2008, Lindsay Lohan, Zaco | No Comments »Lindsay Skips Grandfathers Funeral.
Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral service for her late grandfather Lohan this weekend, to pal around new york city with Samantha Ronson on a shopping spree. Read the rest »
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Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Zaco, celebrity feuds | No Comments »*UPDATE* Lindsay Calls Father Liar….Again.
The never ending saga is going to slow down drastically, as Michael Lohan has reported that his father passed away on Thursday. Read the rest »
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Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Zaco, celebrity feuds | No Comments »Michael Lohan Hates Samantha Ronson.
First it was reported that Lindsay’s daddy’s view of her relationship with Samantha Ronson was of the “whatever makes my daughter happy” type, but now he’s speaking out to say that’s not the case! Read the rest »
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Posted in LOL, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Zaco | No Comments »Michael Lohan Wants to “Play With Fire.”
Michael Lohan has issued a challenge to K-Fed to step into the ring with him for a charity boxing match! Read the rest »