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So Over Them Twins!
I’m so over the midgets Trolsens Olsen Twins and their petty smirks. So is “uncle” Karl Lagerfeld! Good. We all know it’s all about Amy Winehouse, NOW. The picture was only supposed to be Amy and Chanel honcho, Karl Lagerfeld yet once again those pesky rats twins, who hate being photographed while they are out and about, ruined fashion week. We all know once you design a few sequined dresses (so two years ago) a uber expensive t-shirt (we have American Apperal for that) and a few other overpriced clothing pieces you can call yourself a “high fashion” designer. NOT! Look at Mary-Cracks Mary-Kate’s froggish looking face. Whatever happened to the “troll” we all used to know and love. BTW, Ashley, your bitchy assistant is using your G Wagon, yup, I saw her, that sneaky snake has been driving everywhere in town but the carwash! You need to slap that b*tch as soon as you get back to L.A. She needs to get her priorities straight.
“When the troll cat is away the bitch slave mice will play!” 
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Posted in A day in the life of a paparazzi, Amy Winehouse, Ashley Olsen, Karl Lagerfeld, Mary-Kate Olsen | No Comments »Scurrying about in Paris…
It’s the Trodents Trollsens Olsens!
Not in a third-world country looking for more fur? Hmm… Maybe PETA’s efforts finally got to these two; making them give up on slaughtering all their competition!! Cross your our fingers, people, cross your fingers!!
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Posted in Olsen Twins, PETA, Roxy | 3 Comments »Dear Trollsen sisters,
Please stop influencing our Hollywood hotties…
Okay, okay, don’t attack me!! Barton is looking cute as a button, walking down the street in her vintage retro-cowgirl getup, but I’m still seeing the beginnings of something very familiar…
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are Cruella personified (after a nice day of hunting _ at the SWAMP!)
The glare in their look, the ice in their stare…. you innocent children puppies, you better beware!!
Scary, scary, scaaarrryy!
Giving Britney a break this week, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, our beloved Trollsen Twins made the cover of Star Magazine. In an article titled “Twisted Sisters”, the world will be given a glimpse of “exclusive”, “never before revealed” information about the 22 year old moguls. The information is said to include reports about bad breath, poor hygiene, depression, endless partying, and sisterly spats.
Apparently, one of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s bodyguards (former, maybe?) spilled the beans about these and other subjects. He is said to be adamant about their stench. Talk about breach of contract.
Well, call me sour, but I’m actually insulted. In this world of instant gratification and lack of analytical thought, Star Magazine has gone so far as to insult our intelligence and actually call this information “shocking” and “secret”. Oh, puh-leaase!! Like we really didn’t notice Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turn from this to this.
Also, I find it inconceivable to have the means to reach the world about these two, and to proceed to center the story on MaryKate and Ashley Olsen’s “family” reek, unless of course, the smell is due to this:
Eeww!! Id rather go naked, than wear fur….
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