I love Paris Hilton!
How shallow can you be if you are totally HOT and date a fat ugly guy? Not very if you ask me! I love that Paris is wearing Benji’s duds and that she is totally unashamed to be the trophy on his chubby arm. Who needs those billionaire oil heirs anyway? Not Paris! She seems so happy, with jelly jolly Benji! I totally hope she and Nicole have a double wedding like I used to plan in grade school with my bff’s. . .with seven maids of honor all in pale shades of the rainbow. . .good times, good times! 
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Posted in Benji Madden, DEAL WITH IT, Engaged, HOT, IMHO, Just like the rest of us!, Makeover, Paris Hilton, Smashin' Fashion, Starzlife.com, Us Weekly, Wedding Bells | 1 Comment »Guess Who. . .
Here’s a little game we’re gonna call “Guess Who.” Creative I know. What celebrity was spotted this weekend stealing some cheese for her and her pack of little wolves children at a high end grocery store? 
The New American Idol - David Archuleta
Can we just fast forward a few weeks and accept the obvious. Please! Even if it’s just to save us from enduring Paula’s never ending insanity.
Posh Spice Sucks.
Victoria Beckham took over two hours at the dentist’s in Beverly Hills today and threw her throngs of waiting fans total shade as she left in a dramatic rush. Whateva! There was one elderly woman waiting the entire time just to say “Hello.” There was no Hello for her or anyone for that matter! Posh just pushed past everyone like she was royalty. Of course the grossly overpaid Beverly Hills P.D. had complete access to her majesty and found it necessary to have eight of their finest escort her past her adoring fans. EIGHT po po! My Gawd! What a waste of money and yet such a wonderful example of celebrity justice. Foo on you Posh. Foo on you!
Phoebe Price is the little mermaid!
I swear to the little baby jesus. . .if I didn’t see it myself I wouldn’t believe it either. . .but socialite Phoebe Price showed up Monday to a Disney premier dressed as Ariel herself! You can imagine how pissed I was ’cause I was wearing the same exact thing. Read the rest »
The only thing more addictive than Meth!
If you don’t have cable. . .CALL NOW AND GET IT! Breaking Bad which airs on Sundays at 10:00 p.m. on AMC is addictive! I just watched my first episode and I have put off all other plans for tonight! I met RJ Mitte at the Make a Wish charity at Celadon on 3rd and Fairfax this past Thursday and promised to watch his show after tackeling a waiter for some sushi to share with his lovely Grandma. In the hour long dark comedy RJ plays the son of Walter H. White (Bryan Cranston) a fifty year old chemistry teacher who works at a car wash on the side to help make ends meet for his lower middle class family in New Mexico. White’s son played by RJ has cerebral palsy, his wife is expecting a baby and he’s just been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. What’s a guy to do? Cook Meth. Well, at least that’s what the “Malcolm in the Middle” alum decides to do after a ride along with his brother in law who works with the DEA. It’s just chemistry after all. Read the rest »
Madonna Leaves Sur in a huff!
After enduring over two grueling hours of over zealous stalkers wannabes paparazzi inside “has been” Sur cafeteria Madonna decided to leave the dump in a real rush! Madonna is said to have been dining with famed fashion designer Christian Audigier in regards to their future charity endeavors.
The Bidding has begun!
SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARCH 2 - 12 OXFAM AMERICA
Bid on two tickets to be Scarlett’s guest to the “He’s Just Not That Into You” premiere and meet her, plus win signed DVDs along and a personal note! Red carpet items from fellow Oxfam Ambassadors Helen Mirren and Felicity Huffman will also be up for auction.
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Maddonna and Christian Audigier to build school in Malawi
My sneaky snake spy tells me that the queen of music and king of fashion will be teaming up to build a much needed school in Malawi in the very near future! 
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