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January 8, 2009







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Jessica Simpson is deader than Marylin Monroe!

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Jessica Simpson triumphs once again…  At looking generic, blond, and so very stale!

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Can you believe Esquire Magazine actually chose Jessica Simpson for its 75th anniversary publication (and was her cleavage sharpied in?)!

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Oh puuh-lease!  My own fat ass could’ve done a better job at reflecting my fnipples soul to the camera!  Then again, I actually have a soul to bare..

jessica-simpson-esquire-08.jpgKeen (Mattel pun intended)…!!  My extensions fell off AGAIN!

Here’s Jessica in some boring-ass shots from her and Ken Pave’s new Hair Don’t Do campaign:

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