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“My Beautiful Mommy”: The importance of sacrifice.

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Beauty education is the ultimate goal…

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New book written by a plastic surgeon and designed to help kids cope with a bruised or “transforming” mommy, is the final step towards programming society’s young (kids and toddlers, actually) as to the importance of sacrifice and pain in order to fulfill one’s goals…

Hey everyone!  Lost tribal child here!  I’ve been away stuffing my face, while tending to my yellow teeth and bloody cuticles; but I’m ba~ack, and with lots of that green envy y’all secretly love so much!  Here’s my favorite item of the week: My Beautiful Mommy by Michael Salazhauer, ain’t it fab?!  Now we can all feel good, didactic, and productive, while we waste and indulge!  So, what’cha think?!

Now; I can hardly wait for the second, more controversial part of the book: My Beautiful Self : An educational guide for kids to learn sacrifice first-hand… I’m sure all the Ashlee Simpsons of the world would make it a best-seller in no time! :)

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One Response to ““My Beautiful Mommy”: The importance of sacrifice.”

  1. Patria Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 7:54 am

    Common do u think at 4 you know the difference on plastic surgery???? They still learning the names of the Ninja Turtles!!

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