And to bring you down from that Oscar fantasy cloud….
There is still much horror in this wild earth.
It’s Alive! It’s ALIVE!
Jocelyn Wildenstein, the world’s scariest celebrity, woman, delusional party crasher, decided to put her depressive mirrors away for the night and go out in search of new Dr. Frankensteins to screw fun!! This gorgeous socialite decided to “party hop” most of the evening, throughout many of the post Oscar festivities, making the scenes pleasantly reminiscent of the big Hollywood Halloween blowouts… Read the rest »
Learning to look on bright side…
At least she’s not anorexic anymore!
People who tend to act as furniture more often than not should definitely have some meat on their bones!
Kimora Lee Simmons needs to start getting a little more organized!
Step One: Looking in the mirror before leaving the house…
Step Two: Understanding that when one is already the bossiest woman in the entire world universe, there’s no need for any additional pointing devices.
Dude, Kimora Lee Simmons better start buying designing herself some new Baby Phat (TM) bras, or she might actually end up poking her porta-butler’s tiny little eyes out!!
And for those of you who insist on comparing Russell Crowe to hunks of “Prime Beef”…
I have just one big, fat thing to say.
He’s all yours. Spit, sweat, fatigue, tits, and all. =)
Anorexia is bad…
Just ask Hayley Rey here!!
If only she would’ve known she’d end up looking like a sick, old, albino prune by the time she reached her mid thirties, she would’ve taken in more protein- no matter the kind!! I say Hayley should hire a nanny, go back to her beloved acting classes, and start drinking some shakes now and then. Trust me, it would work wonders on her appearance and self esteem! After that, we can start working on her husband’s masculinity.
Aretha Franklin, you’ve gotta give it to receive it!
And adding to our list of pouting divas after Sunday’s Grammy Awards…
Although there was actually an entire pre-grammy charity event hosted in honor of Aretha Frankin as MusiCares’ Woman of the Year, as “a national treasure”, and as “The Queen”, this sister is still not feeling the r-e-s-p-e-c-t! Oh, for the love of soul, gospel, and aging divas everywhere! You old school ladies better give it a rest! With a growing population of the uncaring, instantly gratified, You Tube lovin’ pop-culture youth of today, y’all should just be glad you’re even invited to these events! Read the rest »
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Don’t worry dear, there are people in this world who actually choose not to do it!
Minnie Driver is a true inspiration. Botox can kill you. Boycotting has always been an effective tool in the achievement of social awareness and change. So, you go, girl ma’am!!
You can’t nurse on an empty stomach!
You gotta love L.A.! Give us one afternoon of sunshine amidst a week of gloom and rain, the stars come right back out to show us they are just like the rest of us. They shop, they eat and they NURSE in public! Lesbian moms Sarah Gilbert and Alison Adler spend time with