There is such a thing?
Is there anything Joe Francis hasn’t come up with yet? Joe’s got Bachelor winner Shayne Lamas on the cover of this months issue of Girls Gone Wild magazine.
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Posted in Hot Hot Hot!, Who the Hell is this chick?, Zaco | No Comments »Sophie Monk has made it big.
Apparently, one car ride with Ryan Seacrest is all it takes to get your tits back in all the mags and ‘bloids.
More pics from Sophie Monk’s spread for the autmn issue of Australian Men’s Style Magazine after the jump! Read the rest »
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Posted in DEAL WITH IT, Roxy, Who the Hell is this chick? | No Comments »Ashlee Simpson exits the doctor’s office looking PUFFY, sickly, and depressed!
On a Monday, I am waiting; on a Tuesday, I am FADING; and by Wednesday…
Is that world’s most depressing peace sign or what?
Whatever happened to fun, vibrant Ashlee Simpson?! The girl is fading before our eyes! Dang! Ashlee’s looking like a perfect candidate to star in the next big Lifetime Movie about some abused, anorexic wife of the 80’s (who was also abused during her childhood, btw) searching for her long-ago abducted child! …Ashlee, wake up! You have always been beautiful, there is no need for extra visits to “special doctors” or to take after your peers’ grandma-loving ways!! What the heck’s wrong with you, Ashlee Simpson?!
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Posted in Plastic Surgery, Roxy, Starzlife.com, WTF?, Who the Hell is this chick? | No Comments »This furry lady is someone’s role model & inspiration…
Guess who~O’s!
Hint: They’re practically long-lost twins…
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Posted in A day in the life of a paparazzi, Mary-Kate Olsen, PETA, Roxy, WTF?, Who the Hell is this chick? | No Comments »Illeana Douglas?! Why are you crying now?
Whay, whay, whay! Boo hoo hoo! Who the heck is this chick, anyway? Illeana Douglas went on Dr. Phil NOW and she cried about how paparazzi constantly stalk her. OMG!!! What the hell is her problem? Who even cares about this has been? I guess they couldn’t get a real celebrity to complain. She has total old lady hands and needs to just move out of L.A. One the bright side. . .Adrian Grenier is HOT! He is not only HOT but so freaking honest and IN TOUCH with what is really going on. HOT.
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Posted in A day in the life of a paparazzi, WTF?, What a Wanker!, Who the Hell is this chick? | No Comments »Phoebe Price is the little mermaid!
I swear to the little baby jesus. . .if I didn’t see it myself I wouldn’t believe it either. . .but socialite Phoebe Price showed up Monday to a Disney premier dressed as Ariel herself! You can imagine how pissed I was ’cause I was wearing the same exact thing. Read the rest »
The London girls are doing Grreat!
Dont’cha think?
It’s Saturday night y’all!! Party like there’s no tomorrow, but remember, there’s always a possibility you’ll run into a next-day internet hangover, so be careful!! Just ask Kate Moss and Kelly Osbourne, who got wasted at a club, giving Jamie Hince and the paparazzi a total run for their money!!
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Posted in Kelly Osbourne, Roxy, Who the Hell is this chick?, Words to Live by | 1 Comment »Jenny Craig is a miracle worker.
HEY, look who’s eatin’ now!! … The booty-FULL beautiful…
Hint: She seems to be on an extended vacation... Read the rest »