“My Beautiful Mommy”: The importance of sacrifice.
Beauty education is the ultimate goal…
New book written by a plastic surgeon and designed to help kids cope with a bruised or “transforming” mommy, is the final step towards programming society’s young (kids and toddlers, actually) as to the importance of sacrifice and pain in order to fulfill one’s goals…
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Posted in Ashlee Simpson, DEAL WITH IT, Plastic Surgery, Roxy, Words to Live by | 1 Comment »Spotted: Margaret Cho meeting with plastic surgeons.
Starzlife.com has gotten a bit of info that comedian Margaret Cho had a consultation with a plastic surgeon on Sunset Blvd. this week. Cho’s face was all marked up as if she was getting ready for a procedure. Be on the lookout for a new face.
Tags: Margaret Cho, Plastic Surgery Starzlife.com exclusive.
Posted in Margaret Cho, Plastic Surgery | No Comments »Ashlee Simpson exits the doctor’s office looking PUFFY, sickly, and depressed!
On a Monday, I am waiting; on a Tuesday, I am FADING; and by Wednesday…
Is that world’s most depressing peace sign or what?
Whatever happened to fun, vibrant Ashlee Simpson?! The girl is fading before our eyes! Dang! Ashlee’s looking like a perfect candidate to star in the next big Lifetime Movie about some abused, anorexic wife of the 80’s (who was also abused during her childhood, btw) searching for her long-ago abducted child! …Ashlee, wake up! You have always been beautiful, there is no need for extra visits to “special doctors” or to take after your peers’ grandma-loving ways!! What the heck’s wrong with you, Ashlee Simpson?!
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Posted in Plastic Surgery, Roxy, Starzlife.com, WTF?, Who the Hell is this chick? | No Comments »World’s first supermodel looks positively regal as she shops in West Hollywood!
This gorgeous woman girl age-less freak of nature is not only a complete Riot, she’s an elegant one as well!!
Janice Dickinson looked absolutely amazing this afternoon, as she had fun shopping in West Hollywood, at her favorite boutique, Diane von Furstenberg, on Melrose Blvd. Check out these pictures and don’t tell me this 53 year old PETA activist is not still smoking hot and fun enough to make you wish she were your friend! Read the rest »
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Posted in Janice Dickenson, Plastic Surgery, Roxy, Words to Live by | No Comments »And to bring you down from that Oscar fantasy cloud….
There is still much horror in this wild earth.
It’s Alive! It’s ALIVE!
Jocelyn Wildenstein, the world’s scariest celebrity, woman, delusional party crasher, decided to put her depressive mirrors away for the night and go out in search of new Dr. Frankensteins to screw fun!! This gorgeous socialite decided to “party hop” most of the evening, throughout many of the post Oscar festivities, making the scenes pleasantly reminiscent of the big Hollywood Halloween blowouts… Read the rest »
Desperate Howsewives, reasons three and four…
Bree and Lynette both have a bunch of kids, and still they manage to look this hot! 
Talk about inspiration! Am I desperate, much? Just missin’ it, that’s all!
Anorexia is bad…
Just ask Hayley Rey here!!
If only she would’ve known she’d end up looking like a sick, old, albino prune by the time she reached her mid thirties, she would’ve taken in more protein- no matter the kind!! I say Hayley should hire a nanny, go back to her beloved acting classes, and start drinking some shakes now and then. Trust me, it would work wonders on her appearance and self esteem! After that, we can start working on her husband’s masculinity.