Jailhouse Baby.
Paris Hilton has found a use for her sexy mugshot. Paris wrote a song which is apparently about her time locked up in the slammer.
The track, titled Jailhouse Baby is to appear on her new cd.
Someone created a video on YouTube with the song which features some of the finest moments of Paris’ 23 day jail ordeal. Check the song out below.
Not feelin’ it.
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Posted in Music, Paris Hilton, YouTube, Zaco | No Comments »Perez to Guest Star on BFF Tonight!
Perez Hilton will be making a guest appearance on his name sake’s reality program this evening.
Perez will be joining Paris on the search for her new BFF. In a clip posted on his website, he even kissed a girl, and he liked it!
Tune in tonight to MTV at 10 to catch Perez, and Onch!! under one roof!
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Posted in BFF, Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Zaco | No Comments »Are Paris and Benji On the Rocks?
I’m hesitant to believe any of this really, but according to a source across the pond, Ms. Hilton is much happier over there than here in the US.
Paris apparently was heard saying “I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here.”
Then according to the source; after saying how much she loved Paris, she told the reporter; “I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”
I still don’t believe it. The main reason for posting this is because I hope Paris comes across it on one site or another but preferably this one and posts an ‘I love Benji’ blog on her myspace.
Better yet, Paris, just send it to me, <a href="mailto:zac@starzlife.com">Charley</a> and I’ll take care of it.
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Posted in Breakups, Couples, Paris Hilton, Zaco | No Comments »Read Paris’ Diary.
Paris Hilton is currently in London filming the UK eddition of her BFF show. Yahoo! got a hold of the Diary she’s keeping while across the pond, and now you can see what Paris has been wirting during the filming of her show.
She writes;
OCT. 7
Dear Diary,
Today I arrived in London, where I’m staying at the Sanderson hotel. It’s so modern, and the style is so amazing. And it doesn’t hurt that I’m in the penthouse, where I have the whole floor to myself. It’s so fabulous—there’s enough room for all my racks of clothes!
OCT. 8
Dear Diary,
Madonna and Guy Ritchie purchased this Mayfair District pub in March. Tonight I went to Madonna’s London pub, the Punch Bowl. It was cute. I even met Guy Ritchie there, and he was such a gentleman. Of course, it would have been rude of me not to sample the local nightlife in London, so obviously just for research purposes, I have to check out some of the clubs.
OCT. 11
Dear Diary,
I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie. So today I went to the BBF (British Best Friend) mansion for the first time. I really love all the British contestants. They’re characters—everyone has such a different accent, and sometimes it’s difficult to understand what they’re saying. Plus, they’re even crazier than the American contestants. The British have such a naughty side to them. I also felt bad that one contestant had to have her appendix removed!
OCT. 12
Dear Diary,
My friend and favorite author, Jackie Collins, made a guest appearance on the show. Everyone loved meeting her, and I just started reading her new book, Married Lovers — it’s so good. I love her! I also love everyone who’s been so nice to me in London. All the British designers are sending me amazing clothes. My favorites are Scott Henshall, Secret Circus and Arrogant Cat. Such cute designs!
OCT. 13
Dear Diary,
Benji and I missed each other so much that he flew out to London to surprise me last night! Being apart from each other is so hard. I really love having him here with me. So Benji will be with me in the U.K. until Wednesday—he’s actually going to fly in every weekend to see me. It’s hard being away while finding my British bestie, and I miss my BFFs back home in L.A.
Who knew Good Charlotte made enough cash to fly to London every weekend…Oh wait…
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Posted in LOL, Paris Hilton, Zaco | No Comments »Onch Parties With His BFFs
Onch from Paris Hilton’s BFF show posted a video on his official Myspace from his party last night at LA club Area.
The fact that he’s hosting Hollywood parties already either means he won the show, or lasted really long and was such a fan favorite that he’s a new celebrity by default.
Onch and his BFF’s danced and sang along to Paris Hilton’s BFF theme song in the club. It’s kind of sickening if you ask me, but for some reason the song is stuck in my head now.
Check it out below.
photo via: Myspace.
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Posted in MTV, Paris Hilton, YouTube, Zaco, onch | No Comments »Text Your BFF Paris.
Paris Hilton wants to be able to keep up with all of her BFF’s at home while she’s in London filming her UK version of BFF, so she’s set up a way for ya’ll to text her and posted it in a blog on her Myspace page. Here’s what P had to say;
Text me! Here’s how…
Current mood: happyHi guys, hope you are all doing well…I’m having a great time staying busy in London and I hope you’re all enjoying Paris Hilton’s My New BFF on MTV. Tonight is a brand new episode at 10p, but as a special extra, MTV has set up a way for all my fans to text me!
Find out what I REALLY think about my potential new BFF’s and see exclusive photos from my phone to yours! Text PARIS to 22422 (Standard message rates apply) and I will be sending out pictures, messages, and my real reactions to the BFFs while the show is on tonight (and all the episodes to follow).
I love that I can stay connected with you all this way! I’ll have more updates soon, and will be posting special preview clips of the show in my video section. Make sure to check them out!
xoxo Paris
I love how she added the disclaimer (Standard message rates apply) in a personal blog. Thats all I really love about the whole thing.
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Posted in MTV, Paris Hilton, Zaco | No Comments »Aunt Paris Wont Touch Harlow’s Dirty Diapers.
Paris Hilton stopped by the Tyra Banks show which will air on October 13, and they discussed the finer things in life, like dirty diapers, and taking baths.
First topic of discussion was Nicole Richie’s baby Harlow, which Paris may one day be an actual aunt to, not just a bff aunt.
Paris claimed she’d never changed Harlow’s diaper, saying “Nicole is, like, the best mother. She’s so hands on, so she does that, I’ve never changed anyone’s diapers.”
Paris ought to start practicing with all of her baby blabber she’s been shootin off lateley!
Somehow they then got on the topic of her and Benji Madden taking baths together. I cant imagine anyone was happy with the mental image of Benji Madden taking a bath, but Paris claimed “If we take a bath together, he’ll wash my hair, we’re very close.” which just makes things weird, and funny.
Then they talked about the obvious, her BFF show, in which she explains that she just wanted to do something fun, a way to meet people who weren’t from Hollywood. People who weren’t already “jaded.”
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Posted in Paris Hilton, Tyra Banks, Zaco | No Comments »Paris to Palin: “Welcome to the Lower 48, Girlfriend.”
Paris Hilton has managed to keep her name relevant during this entire Presidential election. Ever since John McCain name dropped her in one of his Barack Obama smear ads, she’s all but put her name on the actual ballot.
Two videos for funnyordie.com, and now an Presidential interview in Harpers Bazaar magazine where she answers some tough questions regarding how she’d spend her first term as President. Check out an excerpt below;
Harper’s Bazaar: How would you describe your presidential style?
Paris Hilton: I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.
HB: Who will be your vice president?
PH: Rihanna, of course. She’s hot.
HB:How do you intend to redecorate the White House?
PH: In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.
HB: What are your entertaining plans?
PH: The inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don’t even think about getting on drums. I play drums.
Naturally, the magazines final question was whether or not Paris had any fashion tips for Governor Sarah Palin. Paris’ response;
“My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”
If Paris honestly came up with the answers to these questions, she is smart, witty, funny, and everything I never thought she would be. Vote for PH!
Check out a video of the photo shoot at Harpers Bazaar. Or read on to check it out here.