Aunt Paris Wont Touch Harlow’s Dirty Diapers.
Paris Hilton stopped by the Tyra Banks show which will air on October 13, and they discussed the finer things in life, like dirty diapers, and taking baths.
First topic of discussion was Nicole Richie’s baby Harlow, which Paris may one day be an actual aunt to, not just a bff aunt.
Paris claimed she’d never changed Harlow’s diaper, saying “Nicole is, like, the best mother. She’s so hands on, so she does that, I’ve never changed anyone’s diapers.”
Paris ought to start practicing with all of her baby blabber she’s been shootin off lateley!
Somehow they then got on the topic of her and Benji Madden taking baths together. I cant imagine anyone was happy with the mental image of Benji Madden taking a bath, but Paris claimed “If we take a bath together, he’ll wash my hair, we’re very close.” which just makes things weird, and funny.
Then they talked about the obvious, her BFF show, in which she explains that she just wanted to do something fun, a way to meet people who weren’t from Hollywood. People who weren’t already “jaded.”
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Posted in Paris Hilton, Tyra Banks, Zaco | No Comments »Paris to Palin: “Welcome to the Lower 48, Girlfriend.”
Paris Hilton has managed to keep her name relevant during this entire Presidential election. Ever since John McCain name dropped her in one of his Barack Obama smear ads, she’s all but put her name on the actual ballot.
Two videos for funnyordie.com, and now an Presidential interview in Harpers Bazaar magazine where she answers some tough questions regarding how she’d spend her first term as President. Check out an excerpt below;
Harper’s Bazaar: How would you describe your presidential style?
Paris Hilton: I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.
HB: Who will be your vice president?
PH: Rihanna, of course. She’s hot.
HB:How do you intend to redecorate the White House?
PH: In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.
HB: What are your entertaining plans?
PH: The inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don’t even think about getting on drums. I play drums.
Naturally, the magazines final question was whether or not Paris had any fashion tips for Governor Sarah Palin. Paris’ response;
“My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”
If Paris honestly came up with the answers to these questions, she is smart, witty, funny, and everything I never thought she would be. Vote for PH!
Check out a video of the photo shoot at Harpers Bazaar. Or read on to check it out here.
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Posted in Election 2008, Hot Hot Hot!, Paris Hilton, Zaco | No Comments »Have You Been Watching BFF??
For those of you tuning in to Paris’ search for the new BFF, how much do you love Onch?
Though Shelley is a total babe, I feel like she’d rather spend her Sunday mornings in church than drinking at a rooftop pool party at a trendy LA hotel.
Onch is the 23 year old jewelry designer who is pretty much destined to be Paris’ TV BFF. He, like Christian Siriano did on Project Runway with his ‘fierce hot mess tranny from Transylvania’ ways brings life to a show otherwise filled with a bunch of textbook sluts + cute and innocent Shelley.
Hopefully Paris realizes this and keeps him around!
Check out The Onch Movement on his official Myspace.
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Posted in MTV, Paris Hilton, TV time, Zaco | No Comments »America is Facing the Worst Depression Since ‘The Notebook.’
Paris Hilton just released her newest campaign video for this years presidency. The funny thing is Paris always seems to somehow slip in a potential solution to the issues between all the “BFF’s” and the “Loves it’s.”
In this video, posted up at FunnyOrDie.com Paris seeks advice from one of the greatest fake presidents of our time, Martin Sheen, who served two terms on NBC’s The West Wing.
Martin’s son, Charlie Sheen, even makes an appearance that could only be made by…Charlie Sheen.
Check it out below.
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Posted in Election 2008, Hot Hot Hot!, Paris Hilton, Zaco | 1 Comment »Paris (still) Wants Kids Soon.
Paris Hilton was out and about talking babies again this weekend. While Paris and boyfriend Benji Madden attended Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday party in Las Vegas, she naturally had to bring up the possibility of her having a couple little tots.
Paris told People that she “definitely want’s three or four,” and that it could be in the plans for “soon, maybe in a year or two.”
Apparently Paris and Benji just celebrated their seventh month annaversary, and told reporters, “we are just so happy.”
Nicky Hilton, who was celebrating the big 2-5 with boyfriend David Katzenberg also shot down the rumors of an end of the year wedding, claiming the two are “content” for now.
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Posted in Baby Buzz, Paris Hilton, Zaco | No Comments »First Ex-BFF Speaks Out.
Paris Hilton’s BFF show premiered last night and already there is one “Bitter Betty.”
I’m talking about Michelle Kopasz, the first potential BFF to be voted off of the show.
Michelle didn’t take Paris’ fashion tips and just looked like a blonde trashy at the red carpet event that Paris took her friends too.
In the end, she was told “I dont wan’t to be your friend anymore, TTYL” and had to pack her bags.
Michelle is now speaking out about her short appearance on the show, sticking up for why she wouldn’t change. She says;
“The thing is, I love who I am, and I’m just me,” she said. “I don’t wanna change just so I can become someone’s friend.”
Apparently she doesn’t care though, saying this;
. “Seriously, at the end, do you really feel like you’re going to walk away being her best friend?” she said. “Are we gonna hang out and do lunch together?”
The only problem with this show is, now were going to have to start reporting on a bunch of girls who think they are somewhat famous now, when really they aren’t, and wont be when Paris forgets about them.
Here’s to the first 15 minutes…
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Posted in MTV, Paris Hilton, Zaco | No Comments »Paris Hilton’s New Single.
Paris Hilton revealed her new single this morning to Ryan Seacrest on his radio program.
The track is (cleverly) titled “My BFF” and I’d bet you 50 beans if I didn’t post the artist or track title and just said listen to this you would never guess who was singing it.
Unfortunately for Paris, she’s still Paris Hilton, and some will say she has no business singing, regardless of how decent it sounds.
Check the track out for yourself below.
And oh yeah! Paris’ new show (cleverly) titled “My BFF” premieres tonight on MTV! DO. NOT. MISS.
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Posted in Hot Hot Hot!, Music, Paris Hilton, Zaco | No Comments »Subliminal Advertising?
We know Fairy Dust as the sparkly powder that Tinkerbell sprinkles on Peter Pan and other little boys to get them to a secret island where they never grow up, It’s also the name of Paris Hilton’s fifth fragrance line.
You wont be able to get your nose on it until some time in October, but People has the first look at the ad campaign.
The ad features Paris in a fairy tale land with wings flying high surrounded by beautiful colors.
The scent is apparently pink peony, orange blossom, gardenia and vanilla creme scent. Quite the mixture if you ask me! You probably wouldn’t be able to have any idea what the scent was without reading that!
In my travels I happened to stumble upon this. From Urban Dictionary;
1. fairy dust (n)
-A random powdered drug that is really good but you have no idea what it is
“Damn that fairy dust knocked me out last night.”
I’m just sayin…