Miley Will Smack a Bitch!
Miley Cyrus has admitted that she’s “ticked” over the death hoax rumor that was posted on her YouTube page this past weekend.
Not because of the rumor itself, she’s heard it all before, jokingly asking E!; “What happened? Did I die, like, bungee jumping, getting bulldozed, what happened this time?”
It wasn’t until she was told that someone hacked her page and posted the video that she got really mad, adding, “I got hit by a drunk driver! Ok, good. Wait. What? On my Web page? No. My Web page got hacked?”
As for the fate of the person who did this? You better hope to not have a run in with Ms. Cyrus, because she left this message for you; “I’m gonna, like, smack ‘em!”
The ghost of Miley will be performing at the AMA’s this Sunday night, on her sixteenth birthday.
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Posted in LOL, Miley Cyrus, Zaco | No Comments »Tales From the 5th Row.
Aubrey O’day was on hand this weekend in Miami to catch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, but she may not have caught every last detail of the show, seeing as she had to look over 4 rows of people.
Yes thats right, while P. Diddy, Kim Kardashian, Paris HIlton, Martha Stewart, and John Stamos were seated front and center, Aubrey O’day, formerly of Danity Kane, and currently of Pittsburgh, PA bar appearances, was ridiculed to the 5th row.
Heidi Klum and the Victoria’s Secret Angels walked the broken glass filled runway carefully for the show that featured a performance by Usher and will air on television on December 3rd.
The show was held at Miami’s famous Fountainbleau resort which was celebrating it’s 1 billion dollar re-opening by hosting this years show.
Check out a video from the event below.
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Posted in Aubrey O'Day, LOL, Zaco, xoxo | No Comments »Thanks, But No Thanks.
Perez Hilton just revealed that the Cheetah Girls have been axed from performing during next week’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The Girls were all set to perform until Adrienne Bailon’s nude photo scandal hit the internet, which caused Parade heads to revoke the invitation.
But they’re still letting Miley Cyrus perform?
Not like it matters for Adrienne, she’s the one who planted the story in the media to sex up her image a little bit, and she’s also the one who recieved a six-figure offer from Playboy for it.
She’s got plenty to be thankful for, and one of those things is not having to perform outside in freezing cold NYC November conditions early in the morning after the most hoppin’ bar night of the year!
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Posted in Adrienne Bailon, Disney, LOL, Zaco | No Comments »PETA Antiques Lindsay Lohan.
It’s the funniest prank you can play on your friends when they are sleeping, and as much as I HATE PETA I have to admit this one on Lindsay Lohan is a little bit funny.
Last night at a Samantha Ronson DJ gig, Lindsay and Sam were arriving to a VIP area when a member of the UK PETA bitches threw a load of flour all over Lindsay and her outfit.
They then proceeded to call her a “Fur Hag” as they also do to the Olsens.
The head of these PETA jerks released the following statement regarding the incident;
“There is nothing remotely ‘fashionable’ about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.“
And I’m releasing the following statement to her;
“Yes, there is. I’m sorry, get over it.”
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Posted in LOL, Lindsay Lohan, PETA, Zaco | No Comments »Remember Scott Wolf.
I kinda feel like Scott Wolf went away with the cancellation of Party of 5, but i guess he has done a thing or two since then.
For instance, he married former Real World cast member Kelley Limp in 2004.
Unfortunately, Kelley has a crack problem, see above and below.
Crack kills, Kelley!
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Posted in LOL, Zaco, who? | 1 Comment »Happy Birthdays!
Randy “Macho Man” Savage turns 56 today, and there’s a pretty descent chance that if you’re reading this site, this guy was at some point a part of your childhood.
But why has he flown off the face of the planet while his frenemy Hulk Hogan continues to plague us with bad reality television shows?
Also, Happy Birthday P, I love ya xoxo.
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Posted in Birthday Spankings, LOL, Zaco | No Comments »Brandy’s Brother Gets Back to Business.
The funds that Ray-J made by selling the Kim Kardashian sex tape must be running low, cuz he appears to be back to work.
The singer was out filming in Beverly Hills this week with a group of women by his side. What exactly was he filming? Your guess is as good as mine.
One thing is for sure, he better remember to thank the two women that made him famous, Brandy, for being related, and Kim for being the booty behind his fortune.
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Posted in LOL, Zaco, who? | No Comments »Russell Brand: Gay For Play.
British funnyman Russell Brand told David Letterman that women tend to find his often awkward and forward sexual advances to be less intimidating if they think he’s gay by their judgement of his clothing and hair, but he also says he uses it to his advantage at getting girls into the bedroom.
Says Brand; “In spite of appearances, I’m a heterosexual male. Because I’m so well dressed, people think, ‘He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.’ That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue.”
Amen brother!!
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Posted in LOL, Russell Brand, Zaco | No Comments »Noticeably Absent.
Jessica Simpson was MIA from the CMA last night in case you didn’t notice.
Was it because she show was being hosted by her mortal enemy, Carrie Underwood? Or was it because her country music career is nothing more than a joke and she wasn’t invited.
Lil’ Wayne was even there, so I’m just sayin’…