“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
Calling all crafty designers… D’ya remember this little gizmo?
Joan Collins has a big ol’ mushroom growing out of her head…
But hey, she’s still looking mighty hot - for an old lady, of course.
“Who, me?” Yes, you! Read the rest »
Are these kids adorable or what?
House-hunting, pet-searching, park-playing! Could Ben Affleck + clan be more perfect? Either they’re in on the secret that 90% of America is yet to discover , or they’re practicing for a new, perfect-family movie role!
Busy, busy, busy!! 
Looking cuter than the Huxtables of Ivory Lane, our beloved Affleck clan has been quite the busy bug these days! Not to mention that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have been looking more in love than ever before. Could it just be that their little family is about to grow? From house hunting late January, to house buying and remodeling this week, some big decisions are being made! Just take a load of this massive investment ($22,500,000, to be exact)! 
Ben been meeting up with his very own extreme home makeover team in order to plan customization for this 7 bedroom, 12 bathroom shack in Holmby Hils, California. Yes sir, it seems their country days are over!! And, as if all this weren’t enough for you, Ben+ Jen Affleck have also been spotted making out all over town, as well as playing peek-a-boo with Violet, and even SEARCHING TO ADOPT !! Just check out these park and pet shop photos!! Read the rest »
Is she not the coolest?
My oh my what a wonderful day…
I absolutely love this chick!! She is so disengaged from everything Hollywood that she actually looks normal. I love it that she can enjoy a stroll down the street, just listening to her music, looking like she’s right where and how she wants to be… paparazzi and all!! She’s not even minding that fleshy, flappy bib she’s got hanging around her neck:
Oooh, I just remembered “Smelly Cat” from Friends!! I just can’t help wondering if the song applies to her now in some way. No, not because she’s looking like the creases on her neck might need a little extra hygiene!! Because she is not in the spotlight anymore, d’uh!! Every time I remember “Smelly Cat,” I have to laugh out loud. Needless to say, my professor isn’t too happy with me right now. Oh well, wrong place, wrong time for me to be doing this, but I just have to say it. Fleshy parachute neck or not, Lisa Kudrow is just plain awesome!!
Russell Crowe, family man. Baby Be-lu-gaaa!!
Not only is he acting the daddy part, he’s looking it too!! Is that a gut that I spy, with my little eye?
Okay, okay, on the count of three: one, two, three: “AWW!!!” Aren’t these four just precious?Our favorite gladiator dad spent yesterday afternoon at a Beverly Hills park with his wife, Danielle Spencer, and their two gorgeous, overgrown babies, Charles and Tennyson. They didn’t seem to do much smiling (or talking, for that matter), but they actually seemed quite content and relaxed. The Crowes also appeared to be pregnant again. Oh wait, no, I’m sorry, I got sidetracked by the pony-tailed Buddha!! Silly me!! Scratch the preggers part. Read the rest »
In Beverly Hills? Come have lunch with Britney!
Britney Spears has been released from the looney bin and is lunching right now 3:35 p.m. L.A. time at the Beverly Hills Hotel which is on Sunset Blvd. and Benedict Canyon. Come and see Britney, Y’all!
Katie the lunching lady!
I caught up with one of Hollywood’s most sought after personalities at Joans on Third having a Gay’ ol’ time with her girlfriend. Sadly, her allowed time to interact with humans expired and she had to return to Tommy’s dungeon in the Hollywood Hills. Read the rest »
Rihanna, just like the rest of us!
Rihanna went to the market yesterday and got, apples, bananas, carrots, dog food, eggplant, fish food. . .Oh sorry wrong game! Sometimes I get a little side tracked. Anywho, Rihanna was looking mighty fine with her flawlessly sculpted arms and tell all leggings! What a beauty!