Noticeably Absent.
Jessica Simpson was MIA from the CMA last night in case you didn’t notice.
Was it because she show was being hosted by her mortal enemy, Carrie Underwood? Or was it because her country music career is nothing more than a joke and she wasn’t invited.
Lil’ Wayne was even there, so I’m just sayin’…
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Posted in Jessica Simpson, LOL, Zaco | No Comments »Major Movie Flop.
Jessica Simpson is getting the ultimate American diss. Starring in a film that’s being put straight to DVD.
To make matters worse, they are even changing the movies name from Major Movie Star, to Private Valentine, Blonde and Dangerous.
The film did debut at number one in Russia recently, but there’s no evidence that any other movies were released that week.
Such is life for Messica Simpson.
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Posted in Jessica Simpson, Movies, Zaco | No Comments »No Jessica Simpson Jinx Here.
Looks like the curse Jessica Simpson puts on her football player boyfriend is real, because when Kim Kardashian has attended her boyfriend Reggie Bush’s games, he’s done quite well.
Kim has attended three games this season, and though they haven’t won them all, Reggie has had some of his best games, even record setting performances.
This past weekend Kim took her brother Rob to New Orleans to see the Saints play, and they beat Arizona 34 to 3! Reggie contributed two of those touchdowns in the big win.
Too bad Reggie couldn’t have been at Dancing With the Stars to give Kim some luck.
I bet Tony Romo wishes he would have went with a Kardashian, instead of a Simpson now.
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Posted in Couples, Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Zaco | No Comments »Simpson On Top? Blame It On America.
Jessica Simpson’s first country release Do You Know has debuted atop Billboard’s country chart, and came in at #4 overall with it’s 65,000 sales in it’s first week.
What? How? Did you read the reviews from fans who saw her concerts? Did you see her live on television?
I blame this on the fact that we Americans are curious, and just HAD to give the cd a chance. These results don’t factor in all the people who simply had a new frisbee after their first listen.
Do people really like the cd?? Does she only suck live??
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Posted in Ewwww!, Jessica Simpson, LOL, Music | No Comments »Oops! She Did it Again.
Jessica Simpson sucked up a stage for the second time this week. This time, stopping the song on Live TV!
Click here to watch Jessica F-up live on Good Morning America.
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Posted in ABC, Jessica Simpson, LOL, Zaco, oops | No Comments »Oh Dear Lord, Jessica Performs Country.
Jessica Simpson performed at the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night and It could not have gone any worse! The country music should be uncharted waters where she dare not go. And would you look at the size of ….the crowd. All those poor people who spent however much it costs to go to one of those things to hear that?
Apparently people weren’t lovin’ it either.
Jessica reportedly got many bad reviews regarding her choice to wear such a revealing outfit.
Come back to pop music Jess. Pop fans want to see your Simpsons!
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Posted in Jessica Simpson, LOL, Music, YouTube, Zaco | No Comments »Fatter! According to Carrie Underwood.
In the battle of the country star vs. wanna be country star, Carrie Underwood has dropped an F bomb on Jessica Simpson! Things are about to heat back up again! Read the rest »
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Posted in Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson, Zaco, celebrity feuds | No Comments »When The Goin’ Gets Tough…
Your pregnant little sister is sucking up all the attention, your music career is in the crapper, the cross over to country music has crowds at county fairs pelting you with “boos,” what do you do? Campaign for a beer that nobody has heard of. At least thats what you do if your Jessica Simpson. Read the rest »
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Posted in Jessica Simpson, LOL, Zaco | No Comments »Carrie Throws a Little Jab Towards Jess.
Jessica Simpson may have thrown a right hook at Carrie Underwood with her “Real Girls Eat Meat” shirt earlier this summer, but Underwood’s may have the last laugh, with a little “oops” in the new Allure Magazine. Read the rest »