Britney’s Back B*tches~!
LOVES IT!!!! Britney Spears is totally back! I have to be honest I was kinda disappointed with Britney Jean Spears at the 2008 MTV VMA’s. I was like WTF? That’s all you have to say?! We, your loyal fans, have stuck with you through all of your head shaving, umbrella swinging, crazy ass driving times and you get up on the stage just a shell of who “Britney Spears” used to be. I am not totally sure who the hell “Womanizer” was written for. . .sweet baby jesus knows Brit Brit has had her share of a**holes who just hung around to use and abuse her. . .Was it for Kevin? Infamous paparazzi Adnan “Gotta Have A Lady In Bed” Ghalib? Sam Satan Lufti? Maybe it was for all of those Mo Fo’s!!!!! Britney is back and enpowering women everywhere! Group Hug!!!
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Posted in Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears, HOT, Hot Hot Hot!, Kevin Federline, MILF, MTV, Music, Sam Lufti, Starzlife.com | No Comments »GLAAD Awards Shenanigans
Ugly Betty won Outstanding Comedy Series for the second year in a row. As Silvio Horta was making a heartfelt acceptance speech, Micheal Urie and Becki Newton decided to play class clowns. Michael Urie pulled on-set dresser Giovanni Aurilia to the front of the stage. “He’s really strong,” Urie cooed. “Open your jacket. Pick up Becki [Newton]—so strong!” Starzlife.com tried to reach Giovanni Aurilia, formerly of West Milford, New Jersey for a comment on the night’s events but he couldn’t be reached, he was at the gym. . .well duh! Of course he was! Hubba. . . Hubba! What is this Hottie doing behind the camera anywho?! 
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Posted in Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?, GLAAD, HOT, Hot Hot Hot!, PDA, Starzlife.com, The Gays | No Comments »A business woman is definitely my kind of gal!
Nicky Hilton: Rich, famous, and hardworking!!
She even carries out her own trash purse!!
Looking pretty cute this week, the incredibly skeletal fat (y’all happy now?) Nicky Hilton spent quite some time in various stores and fashion hot spots, in hopes of promoting her clothing line, which mostly features her own designs (she went to school for that, you know). And her samples were aweseome! So, I must say, fat or not, I I just love her hardworking nature! Read the rest »
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Posted in HOT, Nicky Hilton, Roxy | No Comments »I love Paris Hilton!
How shallow can you be if you are totally HOT and date a fat ugly guy? Not very if you ask me! I love that Paris is wearing Benji’s duds and that she is totally unashamed to be the trophy on his chubby arm. Who needs those billionaire oil heirs anyway? Not Paris! She seems so happy, with jelly jolly Benji! I totally hope she and Nicole have a double wedding like I used to plan in grade school with my bff’s. . .with seven maids of honor all in pale shades of the rainbow. . .good times, good times! 
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Posted in Benji Madden, DEAL WITH IT, Engaged, HOT, IMHO, Just like the rest of us!, Makeover, Paris Hilton, Smashin' Fashion, Starzlife.com, Us Weekly, Wedding Bells | 1 Comment »Win a date with Scarlett Johansson!
One lucky guy will have the date of his life, and all to benefit a good cause!
In order to benefit some of her favorite charities, Scarlett Johansson is pulling a “Shakira” and auctioning herself off on Ebay! The highest bidder will not only enjoy Miss Johansson’s company for a one-on-one evening date, he (or maybe “she”?) will also enjoy a fun (possibly awkward) limousine ride with the gorgeous starlet, as well as a chance to attend the premier of her new movie, He’s just not that into you! And _ get this_ the winner will also receive a a paper note written by Miss Scarlet Johansson herself! O-M-G!
How adorable! It’s just like in the old days, when people would happily frame those ridiculously generic “handwritten”/signed notes from their favorite movie stars (or their assistants, at least)!!
Way to go, Scarlett!!
Paris Fashion Week is Winehouse-Wonderful!
“I’m available for bookings,if anyone wants me for a wedding or a bar mitzvah…”
Amy Winehouse’s stunning melodic-giant voice wowed over 600 A-listers during her performance last night, at the inauguration of Fendi’s new Avenue Montaigne Boutique, during this year’s Paris Fashion week! Aside from rockin‘ the house, Winehouse was also playful, fun, and sassy, joking about her current “status” as a recovering addict and performer. People.com reports:
“Forgive my ignorance, I don’t know anything about fashion,” she told the industry-heavy crowd, which also included Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Sofia Coppola, Milla Jovovich and Jade Jagger… Between numbers Winehouse told the crowd, she was “really glad to be booked by Fendi because I was getting bored.” “I’m available for bookings,” she joked. “If anyone wants me for a wedding or a bar mitzvah. Well, maybe not a wedding. My music’s a little too heartbreak. For a wedding, you need something meeker.”
I think I love her. But then again, I’m apparently shallow and look up to nothing more than online-nudies, so as I’ve said before, normalcy isn’t my thing, and I’m probably immoral, so don’t mind me, k?
Ha-ppy Birth~day, Mr. KK!!
It’s King Kong’s 75th this Sunday! 
And I’m havin’ myself a movie night!!
In honor of this special occasion, there will be a huge bash in the Big Apple; complete with a shrieking contest and a general streaming of the original 1933 King Kong film, directed by Merian Cooper and Ernest Schoedsack. How awesome is that? Ya know what? Let’s just scratch movie night. . . I think I’ll be catching myself a plane!
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Posted in HOT, Roxy, Words to Live by | No Comments »Coco’s looking surprisingly untrashy!
Well, you know, for her.
Wearing this little red Dolce and Gabanna number, Ice T’s model/designer wife, Nicole Austin, a/k/a “Coco”, ginormously graced the red carpet at the 9th annual CUN fund raising dinner and Oscar viewing party held on Sunday afternoon. And, I gotta say, compared to some of her previous Oscar week fashion fiascoes this ain’t so bad!! Of course, it was at the Children Uniting Nations benefit, where this she chose to expose her massive jugs, but hey, let’s give the girl a break, its hard to find non-stripper outfits that size!! Even getting her clothes on must be quite a chore, y’all! Actually, Coco must really be exhausted! All that dressing-up, all that talking, all that thinking! Read the rest »
I heart Diablo Cody.
From stripper dreams to mayor league winnings. 
A hot exhibitionist with a brain? Sounds like my kinda gal! What a weekend for Diablo Cody! This young talent has finally earned the recognition she deserves! Kudos to you, Cody! Read the rest »