It’s Official! Old Miserable People Hate Young Happy People!
Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman’s late night skinny dipping has got their neighbors panties in a bunch.The Bratman’s have been making “sexy noises” as they frolic in the outdoor swimming poolof their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion, it has beenclaimed.One neighbor fumed to Star magazine: “They don’t just splasharound - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy thatthey’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of oldpeople who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinnerhour.”Boo Hoo Hoo! Would they rather hear them screaming and cursing at each other all night? Abusing one another? Old miserable people who’s partners cheat on them are never ever happy when pretty, rich, young people are in love. It’s a shame. A real crying shame.
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Christina Aguilera, squinting stunning for Stephen Webster!
Take a look at our good friend road map-crimson lips here!! She’s never looked better!! I mean sure, she’s looking kinda lost or retarded, but there’s such newfound class for Christina in these pics, posing for Stephen Webster Jewelry, in a campaign for the veteran designer’s latest line. The ads will appear in the April issue of W Magazine, where you will be able to enjoy Xtina’s sexy squint in all her vintage glory! Thrilling.
Post-Partum Delusion…?
Christina Aguilera: Still overconfident and desperate for some good, old fashioned genie rubbin’ !!
Why else would she want to show off the ugly-ass road maps that have invaded her ginormously stretched, disproportionate mammaries?
Dang, girl! That’s some serious blood flow you’ve got goin’ on in those post-partum bags!! Why would I suggest Xtina actually wants to do some exposin’? Well, because… Read the rest »
Well, you know she’s kind of ANAL…
Xtina is soo sex deprived…
Did you know Christina Aguilera actually chose to have a C-section? Yep she’s that anal! She wants to control everything, even down her kids’ birth dates! So, with that in mind, it definitely came as no shocker at all when Christina told Ellen DeGeneris this morning that when it came time to throw her newborn baby Max a bris, she decided to decorate the entire place with huge, penis-shaped balloons:
“You know, we are not a very conservative couple, and I definitely like to have fun with things and be festive and go all out! For decorations, we put up BIG penis balloons all over the place — blue and white. It was really fun, it was really great… Big penis balloons, for our family we got big ones… there you go, baby!” Read the rest »
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Posted in Baby Buzz, Christina Aguilera, Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?, Roxy | 2 Comments »Mama Christina on the cover of People!
February 13th, 2008 by The Rev.0 votesChristina Aguilera and brand new baby Max are on the brand new issue of People Magazine!
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