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Britney’s Back B*tches~!
LOVES IT!!!! Britney Spears is totally back! I have to be honest I was kinda disappointed with Britney Jean Spears at the 2008 MTV VMA’s. I was like WTF? That’s all you have to say?! We, your loyal fans, have stuck with you through all of your head shaving, umbrella swinging, crazy ass driving times and you get up on the stage just a shell of who “Britney Spears” used to be. I am not totally sure who the hell “Womanizer” was written for. . .sweet baby jesus knows Brit Brit has had her share of a**holes who just hung around to use and abuse her. . .Was it for Kevin? Infamous paparazzi Adnan “Gotta Have A Lady In Bed” Ghalib? Sam Satan Lufti? Maybe it was for all of those Mo Fo’s!!!!! Britney is back and enpowering women everywhere! Group Hug!!!
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Posted in Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears, HOT, Hot Hot Hot!, Kevin Federline, MILF, MTV, Music, Sam Lufti, Starzlife.com | No Comments »Adnan Ghalib. . .
Where did you go? God, you were HOT! You were Britney’s savior! Now you seem to have dropped off the scene totally. I am dying to see you out and about! I adore you! Please get in contact with me soon!
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Posted in Adnan Ghalib | No Comments »Are these RECENT?!
OMG! I’m so excited! Could it be we’re actually getting the old Britney Spears back?!Some court appointed structure + Mr. Adnan Ghalib seem to be working wonders on our recovering pop princess! Not only is Britney Spears starting to look good, she’s actually getting the “I’m a pop star” attitude again!! And, that’s just fine by me, ‘cuz I was getting rather nauseated by the “spanger” - reeking Brit. PageSix is even reporting talk about a world tour!
Mexico is the new Vegas!
OMG! And it’s actually somewhat cute. . .
Star Magazine is reporting that our favorite British wannabes have tied the knot in Mexico!! I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am. Isn’t Adnan Ghalib Married? Would Star magazine take such a risk if they didn’t have the proper evidence? I’m confused. Gatecrasher is reporting that Brit-Brit paid Adnan’s wife $250,000 to get out of their way, which is A LOT, considering she and Adnan Ghalib were actually estranged long, long ago, according to our sources.
Shh. . .it’s so quiet! Where is Britney Y’all?
Ms. Britney Jean Spears is making me a bit nervous with this silence. I wonder what is going on. . .Is Adnan there to take care of her? Is she doing better? I am honestly dying for an update!
Not only did he help in the pre-mortem eulogy antics! He has also promised to piss on her grave.
Quick! Someone put Sam Lufti in the looney bin!! Or even better, lock him up and throw away the key!
Sam Lufti is one scary mo fo and he’s Nasty!
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Posted in Adnan Ghalib, Breaking News, Coo Coo, Lynne Spears, Sam Lufti, Starzlife.com, WTF? | No Comments »Is there any hope left for Britney Spears?
My mother always said the important part of history class was not so much the specific facts we learned, but the whole collective attempt at learning from the past. . .
I have a hunch Lynne Spears neglected to teach this concept to her daughters, Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears. Come to think of it, there are a bunch of things Lynne seemed to just “forget” to teach her girls. And really, who can blame her for her money sick ways, I’m sure she did it for her own family’s wellbeing.
Britney Spears wants you to know, “I’m All Better Y’all!”
Escaped?!
Noo!!
Returned: Damaged Goods
“All better now, Y’all!”
So, Ms. Britney Jean Spears bravely faced the world today after she was kicked out of the psych ward today…
Well, not really, but that’s just my conspiracy theory of the day. I think she was made/allowed to leave the facility under the formal “she is no longer a threat to herself or to society” excuse ‘cuz the doctors couldn’t take her “toxic” smell any longer.